Angry Watermelon

Once upon a time…

“This story still creeps me out” (a story told by Rusty)

“one day my owners brought home a new pet. It was green and I knew it was going to be trouble when it jumped up on the couch beside of me.”

“I told the green pet that I was king of the house and he could get used to me being number one.”

“Then I scolded my owner for trying to replace me with a faceless ugly green pet.”

“how can you crazy people bring this green ugly faceless beast home and let it sit on MY couch!? I am SO angry!!”

*whispers* “This is the scary part!”

“I was sitting on my floor and just enjoying the carpet under my feet…”

” and I heard a sloshing rolling sound accompanied by heavy breathing and growls and low grumbles. It was right behind me and I knew it was out to get me. My owners had left me to fend for myself against the ugly green beast without a face!”

“I slowly turned to look… And it had a face!!!! And it was angry mad!!!!”

“I was terrified!”

“it ran at me and tried to strangle me!!”

“so I bit its hands!!!”

“then it knocked me down!”

“there was no escape!!”

” just then I saw it had a tail and I knew that it had to be its weakness for I don’t have a tail and I am a mighty warrior!”

“I clamped down on its tail with my sharp teeth and the green beast let out a bloodcurdling scream and ran away from me. I knew I was once again the king of the house!”

“the best part!? I overheard my owners talking about eating the green beast! Yes, my place in this home is once again secure and life is wonderful here!! Purrrrrr!!!”